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MSN vs YAHOO – Search Engine Rap Battle

by admin on March 5th, 2010
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Microsoft and Yahoo trade nasty punchlines in the Search Engine Rap Battle. http://searchenginerapbattle.com
There are three separate battles: MSN vs Google, Google vs Yahoo, and MSN vs Yahoo.

Produced by Beau Lewis, Peter Furia and David Fine. Directed by David Fine. Created by Seedwell.
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LYRICS:

MSN:
You aint intellectual, I own all the property
your whole board walks, while I win at this monopoly
I serve the world. you should ask ya momma
cuz Bill Gates might have been your real founding father
I’m blowin up, without the VC,
Remember it was me who invented the PC
Your just an upstart – you think you got smarts?
But I’m the V12, you’re just the spare parts
Check out the stash – the dirty leg-chaps,
You’d think he would be cleaner, with all that Ajax
Your styles innappropriate, sites even more so
Yahoo Hot Jobs sounds like a porno

Yahoo:
Your users got questions – Yahoo’s got answers
You look like a blue-man group back-up dancer
You can’t fly, your design is so heavy,
The only hotmail you got is when Ballmer gets sweaty
Youre so old and slow, youre behind the times
Your stock hasnt gone up since 99
You must wanna get hurt, huh M-S-N?
Your name’s an acronym, for S-N-M
Are you MSN search? Or MSN Live?
It takes more than changing your name to survive
I’m the best in the West, get it straight, ya see
40 billion couldnt buy you a date with me

Duration : 0:2:16


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25 Comments
  1. gf0345 permalink

    yahhooo got pwonedd …
    yahhooo got pwonedd LOLLLL

  2. GregRK7 permalink

    yahoo killed it
    yahoo killed it

  3. iwinterstrike permalink

    ….
    ….

  4. AimalCool permalink

    Yahoo! kills Bing …
    Yahoo! kills Bing and Google

  5. 86rishabh permalink

    Hello friends, i …
    Hello friends, i have came across a new site, eZdia , a search engine which gives you the same results as google and yahoo but with an additional feature of bringing Experts and Explorers at one place while search, and thus leads to accurate and useful knowledge being shared. You may like to have a look at eZdia if not done yet

  6. GLONERofficialpage permalink


    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  7. MrPURECONTROL permalink

    YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  8. johnmarverick14 permalink

    wtf rofl gay …
    wtf rofl gay asshole’s soo boring and cornyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ..!..

  9. kiddterralv permalink

    Bing say know more
    Bing say know more

  10. queentutx3 permalink

    sss
    sss

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  13. MrPURECONTROL permalink

    Yahoo
    Yahoo

  14. Artifrost permalink

    the 40 billion line …
    the 40 billion line had enough fire to burn the world.

  15. Daniel55556 permalink

    both sucked bing is …
    both sucked bing is wayyyyy better and has yahoo and msn

  16. atalis1 permalink

    msn kicks yahoo’s …
    msn kicks yahoo’s ass.

  17. MissCedarbridge permalink

    @VideoGamez17 what …
    @VideoGamez17 what the is Skype LOL and now you know why

  18. Juanita7173 permalink

    @r0ck3n it’s the …
    @r0ck3n it’s the let’s go beat, i think it’s by trick daddy, lil jon is in the song too

  19. r0ck3n permalink

    what is the name of …
    what is the name of the beat?

  20. VideoGamez17 permalink

    why isn’t there a …
    why isn’t there a MSN VS Skype battle rap??!

  21. horloko permalink

    yahoo is a …
    yahoo is a then yahoo win!!

  22. tikkidbest1 permalink

    yahoo powns msn but …
    yahoo powns msn but google powns them

  23. nerfmaster234 permalink

    yahoo kicked msn’s …
    yahoo kicked msn’s ass

  24. Perbear213 permalink

    msn is tonedeaf. …
    msn is tonedeaf. had everythin made up and cant go with beats. but yahoo isnt very good either.

    both fail

  25. sokerkritik permalink

    me boi
    me boi

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